“Hello!” she screamed, startling people from their various
perches and places around the fountain in the center of the town square. One
man was so alarmed that he fell ass-over-elbows into the water behind him. Danielle
was giggling and prancing around the area much like one of the lost boys. One
would assume she was only twelve, but she was really in her early thirties.
“Oh boy!” Dani, as she preferred to be called, looked
wide-eyed at the person in the fountain. She had an enormous ear-to-ear smile perfectly
plastered on her face. “Swim time!” She bellowed and proceeded to jump into the
fountain herself. She ran around the poor man drenching him even more than his initial
fall into the fountain.
“Danielle!” He yelled as he lifted his soaked body out of the
water, “what are you doing?”
“My name is DANI!” She screamed back in protest, “Dani, Dani,
Dani…” stomping her feet in the water each time she said her name. “Why can no
one remember this? Do I need a name tag? Yes! That’s it. I need a name tag that
reads Dani, in big sparkly letters, then everyone will know.” She continued on
this train of thought out loud, but no one was listening anymore.
“Everyone already knows you Dani,” the man in the fountain
responded, exacerbated and giving extra emphasis to her shortened name as he
said it. “Why are you here at the fountain?”
“Oh, that’s simple,” she said back as she tapped her index
finger to her nose. She continued in this gesture for a minute, not offering
any more dialog.
“Dani!” The man screamed.
“Hah, had an itch and now I got it. You ever wonder where
unicorns go when they fly off into the sky?”
The man stood aghast, watching Danielle, now spinning in
pirouettes not paying attention to anything in particular. He began to rub his
forehead as the inevitable headache was forming near his temples. “First off,
unicorns don’t exist. Secondly, if they did exist, they wouldn’t have wings to
fly with. That was Pegasus from Greek mythology.”
“Oh yeah? What would you know?”
“I’m a professor at the local university! Of course I would
know…”
“What if your Pegasus and a unicorn had a baby, then it would
be a flying baby unicorn, duh!” She interjected before he could finish.
“Aaaaaaaannnnndddd… if monkeys could do arithmetic they would know that one
plus one plus one plus one minus two is, how you know where to go when the sun
goes down,” she finished the statement right behind his ear.
The man whipped around to explain how completely nonsensical
all this was, but as he came to rest in her direction, she was already far away
skipping down the street singing slightly out of tune and startling birds
perched on the electrical wires nearby. The man soothingly rubbed his temples.
“One day I’ll educate her… one day.”
-V-
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